Rebecca Gluck Slam Dunks Humor Editor in the Dumpster!!

Rebecca Gluck, Religious Elbow Moisturizer

I don’t really know Anthony that well, but all of my interactions with him have been negative. He thinks he’s really funny but the only people who laugh at his jokes are his fake sorority sisters. And how many baseball caps does a person need? Especially when they only spend time in one place (the basement of Harper Joy). Speaking of excess, Anthony’s height is just a coping mechanism for his deep-seated feelings of inferiority to every other staff member of The Wire. Also, why does he use so many exclamation points? They say using too many exclamation points is obnoxious, so it’s probably a reflection of some bigger issue!!!!