Ben Kearney, Checking my Emails constantly came in clutch
• November 18, 2021
An email leak from the Presidential Search Committee has accidentally revealed a surprise candidate in the race for Whitman's new president. While prospective applicants' identities were supposed to remain...
Cade Schott, journalist and literally the current ASWC Oversight Chair
• April 22, 2021
The results of ASWC’s 2021-22 Presidential election were released last week. Thanks to the work of this year’s Oversight Chair (who humbly chose to be unnamed) it was totally free of fraudulent voting;...
The Whitman Virginity Club has reported a 69% increase in membership over this past semester. Many feared that the prestigious institution at Whitman would crumble due to the previous club leader’s resignation,...
CJ Fritz, Three Corns Stacked in a Trenchcoat
• September 28, 2018
Last week, Adidas CEO Trent Whitestick was embroiled in controversy after announcing that he prefers wearing boxers instead of briefs.
After catching wind of the shocking scandal, many Americans took...
Venmo, the popular app that lets people transfer money to others for quick and easy payments, has recently landed itself in some hot water. After being investigated for involvement in black market exchanges,...
Last Thursday, I was curling up on my couch with a nice glass of wine getting ready to start my Shonda Rhimes night with "Scandal" and "Grey's Anatomy" when it dawned on me that hey, I'm drinking a glass...
This past week, a sex tape of Associated Students of Whitman College President junior Beemon Shethmoozian surfaced. The video of the ASWC president, a plate of kale, a giant stuffed teddy bear and multiple members of the Whitman Events Board in what is presumably an empty Town Hall meeting has spread across campus like wildfire.
