Maddie Ott, Allergic to Muppets
• October 12, 2018
We’ve all been there… your new iPhone 8 vibrates in your pocket and you eagerly glance at it hoping to see a text but are completely blindsided by an Apple News Update that brings your glorious liberal...
The Clintons have seen better days. In the wake of a momentous election and the slow drip of appointments straight from the basket of deplorables, the holidays are bound to be more tense than they were...
Illustration by Taylor Penner-Ash.
You pee sitting down just to have a brief moment of rest.
You stop washing dishes and instead start eating off of other household objects.
You...
Ever wanted to know more about the furry-tailed rodents that plague our campus so adorably? Here the Backpage has set out to edify the masses as to what's true about squirrels and what's not true about...
