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Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Sophomores go undercover as class of 2025

Conor Bartol, Human Bean September 16, 2021

Whitman College’s class of 2025, once thought to be the largest ever, is a bit smaller than was once thought. The cause? Dozens of first-years are actually sophomores in disguise acting out an attempt...

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Rosemary Hanson April 24, 2014

@Downtonhaveme137 Looking for: Small estate in the country, quaint but not shabby. Decent staff, French cook a must. Gender: "Gentry," dear. Landed. Title: Duchess. Income: One...

More Accurate Christmas Carols

Rosemary Hanson December 12, 2013

O Christmas Tree: O finals week O finals week Why study when there's Xbox? O finals week O finals week Why study when there's Xbox? Halo's great, though violent be And have you...

Who Stole My Seasonal Pies?: Part II

Who Stole My Seasonal Pies?: Part II

Rosemary Hanson December 5, 2013

Winter nights in Walla Walla are long. Weary people sulk through the shadows, coming from nowhere in particular, going nowhere worth mentioning. I've worked some long nights as a campus student security...

Give Hoot about Oxford Comma

Rosemary Hanson November 21, 2013

Lists. They are very important in our day-to-day lives. We use them at work, at school, and even in text-messages. Yet there has been a shocking development when it comes to lists at Whitman College in...

Ode to That Girl Who Jogs Past My House Every Day (A Sonnet)

Rosemary Hanson November 21, 2013

Rosy-fingered dawn is not yet up And paper-ridden, I am not yet down Yet ‘ere the Starbucks sells its opening cup You are awake and jogging through the town   Each day in hot-pink...

Students Just Want Snacks!

Students Just Want Snacks!

Rosemary Hanson November 14, 2013

Recent polls by the Huffington Post have revealed a shocking fact: Despite commonly held beliefs about college students, the amount of snacks students consume is far less than it was 30 years ago....

Stand Up for Justice, Sit Down When Tired!

Rosemary Hanson November 7, 2013

While the rest of The Backpage writers are on strike, I've decided to conduct a one-woman sit-in to present the administration with the visible face of our struggle. I will not leave the Pio office ––...

Haunting on Issacs Avenue

Rosemary Hanson October 31, 2013

Though North Hall has long been rumored to be the most haunted place on campus, recent reports coming out of Jewett Hall may challenge that claim. First-year roommates Alan Bazonrkinson and Bruce Stevens...

Self-Guided Spirit Animal Quest

Self-Guided Spirit Animal Quest

Rosemary Hanson October 3, 2013

Recommended: Have a friend read this out loud while you meditate. Close your eyes. Breathe. Try to breathe slowly –– fill you lungs with light, cool air and then let it go. But don't worry too...

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