Whitman Wire

Sophomores go undercover as class of 2025

Conor Bartol, Humor Editor • September 16, 2021

Whitman College’s class of 2025, once thought to be the largest ever, is a bit smaller than was once thought. The cause? Dozens of first-years are actually sophomores in disguise acting out an attempt...

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Rosemary Hanson • April 24, 2014

Spring is in the air, but is love?

More Accurate Christmas Carols

Rosemary Hanson • December 12, 2013

Not your grandmas christmas carols! These be straight up 100% true life.

Who Stole My Seasonal Pies?: Part II

Rosemary Hanson • December 5, 2013

A continuing search to right the wrongs done against a certain pie-eater.

Give Hoot about Oxford Comma

Rosemary Hanson • November 21, 2013

This is important, crucial, necessary, and pressing!

Ode to That Girl Who Jogs Past My House Every Day (A Sonnet)

Rosemary Hanson • November 21, 2013

Rosy-fingered dawn is not yet up And paper-ridden, I am not yet down Yet â€˜ere the Starbucks sells its opening cup You are awake and jogging through the town Each day in hot-pink...

Students Just Want Snacks!

Rosemary Hanson • November 14, 2013

Students just won't shut up about all the snacks they're having... or lack thereof.

Stand Up for Justice, Sit Down When Tired!

Rosemary Hanson • November 7, 2013

While the rest of the Backpage writers are on strike, Iâ€™ve decided to conduct a one-woman sit-in to present the administration with the visible face of our struggle. I will not leave the Pio office â€” even to go to class â€” until this travesty of unequal pay is remedied.