Conor Bartol, No I haven’t read Snow Crash, why do you ask?
• February 10, 2022
In the wake of the Omicron variant, Whitman College has prepared a plan to move classes online effective Feb. 14. However, Whitman, unlike other schools, has opted to move classes to the “Metaverse”,...
Sammy Fitts, Single (X) Taken (X) Gamer(?)
• October 7, 2021
The internet cried out on the Sept. 23 2021, when Nintendo announced that Chris Pratt would be the starring voice in the Super Mario Bros movie. There is obviously one major problem with this casting:...
Ben Kearney, Contracted Rabies While Writing This Article
• October 7, 2021
After weeks of deliberation, Whitman has decided on decapitating the missionaries and turning the Blues' frown upside down in favor of a fresh, new and drippy mascot to increase enrollment for the class...
Carmel Stephan, Could go for some berries and cream
• October 7, 2021
September’s biggest Tik Tok sensation, The Little Lad who likes berries and cream will be coming to Whitman for a workshop in body form and character building. Jack Fervor, the little lad themself, is...
Cleveland Commons is back in full swing, with reusable dishes, indoor seating and the beautiful salad bar all available again. And yet, one cannot go a day without hearing someone complain in some...
