In The News

Ben Freedman, Humor Editor

MONDAY
Study: BBMB Majors choose course of study solely for intellectual self-aggrandizement

TUESDAY
Thanksgiving dinner with Wisconsin extended family poses foreseeable conflict

WEDNESDAY
Beginning rock climbing reportedly “quite chill”

THURSDAY
Cute guy down the hall seems interested

FRIDAY
Board of Trustees blast new Yo Gotti at off-campus all staff rager