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Trevor Lewis, Humor Writer

December 8, 2016

Your Mom’s Gonna Love That New Ying-Yang Face Tattoo   “Why are Finals?” and Other Questions Asked in the Quiet Room at 4:00a.m.   Local First-Year Can’t Wait to Continue Not Giving a Shit about Calculus over Break   This Week’s Forecast: Hoth, with a substantial...

In The News

Ben Freedman, Humor Editor

November 10, 2016

MONDAY Study: BBMB Majors choose course of study solely for intellectual self-aggrandizement TUESDAY Thanksgiving dinner with Wisconsin extended family poses foreseeable conflict WEDNESDAY Beginning rock climbing reportedly “quite chill” THURSDAY Cute guy down the hall seems interested FRIDAY Board of Trustees bla...

The Bush Wins Coveted Glaucoma Prevention Award

Trevor Lewis, Humor Writer

November 3, 2016

History was made this Thursday at approximately 3:11 p.m. when residents of The Bush (by far Whitman’s most health-conscious off-campus house) were presented with the National Institute of Health’s prestigious Glaucoma Prevention Award. The massive golden trophy in the shape of a disembodied human eye was...

KWCW Show of the Week

Daniel Kim

April 9, 2015

In his fourth semester as host of "The Zest," sophomore John Reed ventures onward with his lifelong interest in R&B with his zesty radio show. The inspiration for this show came to him before his first year at Whitman when he got into DJ Road Chief, a side project of Mark McGuire who is a guitarist...

KWCW Show of the Week: Routine Maintenance

Daniel Kim

March 12, 2015

Show: Routine Maintenance Time: Fridays, 8 a.m.- 10 p.m. Host: Nolan Bishop KWCW gives first-year Nolan Bishop  the venue to explore the musical field. Bishop prefers to let the music do the talking during the show, but when he does talk, he explains the music of the artist and album. Last w...

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