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Vol. CLIV, Issue 8
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Illustration by Amelia Ebling.

Student heartbroken over Whitman breakup that does not concern her

Grace Canny, nosy February 9, 2023

“I haven’t eaten in days; I’m losing sleep. I can’t even focus on my crocheting; I’m torn to shreds over this,” sophomore Kelsey Smith said. The thing eating her alive is something some...

Open Letter to the random peer my friend group is obsessed with

Grace Canny, This Cannot Be Used As Evidence Against Me In A Court of Law October 20, 2022

You. You know who you are. I feel like we’ve made it obvious, with our giggles and hushed whispers. We haven’t done a great job of hiding it. As soon as we see you, we notify the others. How could...

my.Whitman ups its stalking potential by listing crush’s current location

Fielding Schaefer, Writer Of Real News February 13, 2020

The my.Whitman portal has long been critically acclaimed across campus for its “Whitman search” function. If you’re a student attempting to recall a vaguely recognizable name that your friend is...

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