Ian Lewis, pusher of word limits
• October 20, 2022
In an announcement that shows that anything is “paw-sible,” the Office of Admission has confirmed that fictive sports dog Air Bud will be enrolling at Whitman.
“Ruff ruff!” read the letter sent...
Conor Bartol, It’s not a tin foil hat, it’s an aluminum chapeau
• September 29, 2022
Did you enjoy The Wire’s interview with Whitman president Sarah Bolton a few weeks back? Well, buckle up and ready your brain pan for this juicy truth nugget—you’ve been fed lies, a true crock of...
As the 2022 school year has gotten off to a hot start, Whitman students have been suddenly possessed with the absolute certainty that someone, somehow, is going to fuck it up.
Despite eventual failure,...
