Whitman Wire

Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist!

Ashlyn Quintus, Record Label Manager

February 24, 2019

Hip Hip Hooray! White supremacy is gone! All thanks to one special snowflake Connor Johnson who not only decided that white supremacy is indeed bad, but stated he “hates” it. The Wire sends its largest notes of gratitude to Connor, who so graciously extended his mind and judgement, for one second, to de...

Sophomore Boy Tired of Being Mistaken for REI Mannequin

Annelise Ellingboe, Midnight Snacker, Local Snacker

March 8, 2018

Wednesday, 12 p.m.– Dressed in his usual plaid and Patagonia ensemble, Steven quietly sits across the table from me at Reid Cafe. A knit cap covers his unwashed hair and enormous hiking boots protect his feet from the harsh conditions of the indoors. The Wire contacted Steven after hearing about ...

Humor: Whitman Border Wall Reaches Completion

Anthony Reale, Eats His Vegetables

February 9, 2017

Nearly everyone on the Whitman campus understands that we live in a bubble, seperate from Walla Walla. We eat different food, wear different clothing and speak in a different language. In recent years, The Bubble has been breached a few times. The Banff Film Festival brought an onslaught of rand...

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