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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLV, Issue 4
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Illustration by Kai Bowen.

How to gently tell your friend their pornstache sucks

Carmel Stephan, good with feelings March 9, 2023

The common Whitman scenario: your friend grew a beard in the first semester and didn’t shave said beard until winter break. Instead of shaving the entire beard off, they left a medium-sized caterpillar...

To Shave or Not To Shave?

To Shave or Not To Shave?

Evelyn Levine September 26, 2013
Body Hair is a difficult thing to handle between seasons that every young man and woman must deal with in their life.

Party Themes that MUST HAPPEN

Elena Aragon September 15, 2011

What's Up, Holmes? It may seem elementary that there be a festive occasion in the spirit of Sherlock Holmes. But get decked out with elegant or checkered bowler hats, magnifying glasses and trench coats...

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