Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire
Vol. CLVI, Issue 5
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Gus Colwell, Illustrator

Gus Colwell, he/him, first year

All content by Gus Colwell
Illustration by Gus Colwell

[Photo] Joe Burrow Got Lucky, Other Players Suffer

Bex Heimbrock, Opinion Editor
December 7, 2023
Illustration by Gus Colwell

[Photo] Tips for navigating Thanksgiving dinner

Grace Canny, cranberry jelly lover
November 16, 2023
Illustration by Gus Cowell

[Photo] Freeze rays cause controversy, shivering

George Groebner, fastest draw in the southeast central Pacific Northwest
November 9, 2023
Illustration by Gus Colwell

[Photo] Zombified taxidermy specimens run amok

George Groebner, harbinger of the taxidermy apocalypse
October 26, 2023
Illustration by Gus Colwell

[Photo] Department of Wordplay announces depletion of pun supply

George Groebner, officially witty
October 19, 2023
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