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The problem with celebrity “charity”

April 23, 2020

Renowned Dwight Schrute GIF now considered in poor taste

April 22, 2020

The consequences of panic buying

April 4, 2020
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Gen Z humor is the new Dadaist movement

March 5, 2020

Immortal born on Leap Year celebrates 100th birthday

February 27, 2020
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Are corporate monopolies killing choice?

February 20, 2020
Illustration by Elie Flanagan

Simple steps to becoming an Instapoet

February 20, 2020
Illustration by Lanh Tran

Amazon announces plans to purchase Whitman College

February 10, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

WWIII isn’t going to happen, but you should still care

February 2, 2020

First-year spontaneously combusts after saying something dumb in Encounters

December 12, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vucicevic

Birkenstock-clad student gets frostbite on toes

December 5, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Tattoo sleeves do little to keep area man warm

November 14, 2019
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Top 5 candies to hand out for a bitchin’ Halloween

October 28, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Atmosphere at nice restaurant ruined by local six-year-old

October 24, 2019
Illustration by Megan Waldau

Top five x-treme skincare tips for bros

October 9, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Pensive Victorian poet poetically coughs blood into handkerchief

October 3, 2019
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