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Elise Sanders, Copy Editor

Elise (she/her) is a Classics major and English minor. She has worked at The Wire since 2019. Elise is a School of the New York Times alumna and is pursuing a career in journalism.

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IHC welcomes new Wellness House

Jaime Fields, Zac Bentz, and Elise Sanders
October 7, 2021
The Revolutionists, a comedic, feminist reclamation of history, to hit Harper Joy Theater

The Revolutionists, a comedic, feminist reclamation of history, to hit Harper Joy Theater

Elise Sanders, Campus Life Reporter
September 30, 2021
Review: At long last, Varsity Nordic returned to the stage

Review: At long last, Varsity Nordic returned to the stage

Elise Sanders, Campus Life Reporter
September 23, 2021

Holden Hillis experiments with sound in new album Twenty Summers

Elise Sanders, Campus Life Reporter
September 16, 2021

The problem with celebrity “charity”

Elise Sanders, Columnist
April 23, 2020

Renowned Dwight Schrute GIF now considered in poor taste

Elise Sanders, Needs Someone to Kill Spider in Room
April 22, 2020

The consequences of panic buying

Elise Sanders, Columnist
April 4, 2020
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Gen Z humor is the new Dadaist movement

Elise Sanders, Columnist
March 5, 2020

Immortal born on Leap Year celebrates 100th birthday

Elise Sanders, Going to the Store You Need Anything?
February 27, 2020
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Are corporate monopolies killing choice?

Elise Sanders, Columnist
February 20, 2020
Illustration by Elie Flanagan

Simple steps to becoming an Instapoet

Elise Sanders, Kazoo Prodigy
February 20, 2020
Illustration by Lanh Tran

Amazon announces plans to purchase Whitman College

Elise Sanders, Dictionary Memorizer
February 10, 2020
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

WWIII isn’t going to happen, but you should still care

Elise Sanders, Columnist
February 2, 2020

First-year spontaneously combusts after saying something dumb in Encounters

Elise Sanders, Encounters Major
December 12, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vucicevic

Birkenstock-clad student gets frostbite on toes

Elise Sanders, Ambassador for The Bermuda Triangle
December 5, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Tattoo sleeves do little to keep area man warm

Elise Sanders, Are You Satisfied?
November 14, 2019
Illustration by Hannah Paul

Top 5 candies to hand out for a bitchin’ Halloween

Elise Sanders, Allergic To Not Having Fun
October 28, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Atmosphere at nice restaurant ruined by local six-year-old

Elise Sanders, Milk Drinker
October 24, 2019
Illustration by Megan Waldau

Top five x-treme skincare tips for bros

Elise Sanders, Voted Most Likely To Cry In High School
October 9, 2019
Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Pensive Victorian poet poetically coughs blood into handkerchief

Elise Sanders, Saw A Salamander Once
October 3, 2019
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