Mix-‘n-Match Jokes

Melina Hughes

Illustration by MaryAnne Bowen.


Knock Knock

A Whittie walks into the green…

So, I was on the bus with my mom…

What do you call an undercover duck?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs reading Marx?

What did the blind man say to the bartender?

Wanna know a secret?

So a first-year goes to Encounters…

How many octopi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A TKE, a Beta and a Phi walk into Reid…



And then I said: pass the butter!

No soliciters

It’s not my Foucault!

And he said, “I Kant even!”

A cup of coffee and the Satanic Verses!

Interrupting iguana who?

My plans after graduation…

Why are they always men? These jokes are so hegemonic.

And then cries!