Set-ups:
Knock Knock
A Whittie walks into the green…
So, I was on the bus with my mom…
What do you call an undercover duck?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs reading Marx?
What did the blind man say to the bartender?
Wanna know a secret?
So a first-year goes to Encounters…
How many octopi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A TKE, a Beta and a Phi walk into Reid…
Answers:
And then I said: pass the butter!
No soliciters
It’s not my Foucault!
And he said, “I Kant even!”
A cup of coffee and the Satanic Verses!
Interrupting iguana who?
My plans after graduation…
Why are they always men? These jokes are so hegemonic.
And then cries!
TKErets!
