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Name: Harper Collins

Physical age: 22

Metaphorical age: 187

Gender: Non-fiction Female

Looking for: Fictional Male, preferably tall, dark and handsome with an air of mystery.

Deal-breakers: Predictable plot lines and cliché endings.

Deal-makers: Thick spines, tiny type, plot twists, published before 1960.

How did you previous relationship end: On page 347 with a surprise ending that nobody saw coming.

Spirit animal/object: Penguin, get it? Like the publisher. It’s a book joke.

Song: “I like big books and I cannot lie, you other readers can’t deny, when a book walks in with itty-bitty text and a big spine in your face, you get reading” –– Sir Reads-a-lot

Inspirational quote: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” –– Jane Austen

Favorite book: Is this a trick question?

Favorite binge TV: The library.

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