Whitman Wire

Ask them out!

September 10, 2015

Welcome back to Bang City! We’re sure that many of you have already noticed the plethora of fine, foxy folks frolicking freely about campus this fall. If you are like us, that probably means you would like to bang every single one of them – at least in that sexual fantasy that somehow always manages...


Melina Hughes

April 24, 2014

Name: Harper Collins Physical age: 22 Metaphorical age: 187 Gender: Non-fiction Female Looking for: Fictional Male, preferably tall, dark and handsome with an air of mystery. Deal-breakers: Predictable plot lines and cliché endings. Deal-makers: Thick spines, tiny type, plot twists, publis...

Date Dry-Spell

Molly Johanson

November 21, 2013

I know that I'm not the only student who suffers from a lack of dates. Is it too much to ask? Girl just wants some dates on a Friday night, maybe with dinner or a movie. I'd even like a date or two at Pioneer Park. But it's come to my attention that here on campus, dates are hard to find. I try to...

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