Editor-in-Chief Shelly Le regrets that she is spending her 22nd birthday night at the best place on earth… the Pio office!

She also regrets that she hasn’t ordered enough pizza for production nights this year.

News Editor Dylan Tull regrets that he still hasn’t finalized plans for the Pio staff “rager” of spring semester.

Editor-in-Chief Shelly Le regrets that she tried to make a social chair position for the Pio, had no interested applicants and had to force the job onto Dylan.

Web Content Editor Jess Faunt regrets that she has taught the Pioneer production staff the meaning of “hangry.”

She also regrets that production night snacks always come after she leaves the Pio office for the night.

The Pioneer production staff regrets Production Manager Sean McNulty’s music preferences on Wednesday nights … for the second year in a row.

Managing Editor Pam London regrets that she couldn’t beat  the “gym leader” while playing Pokémon when she was a little kid and that she ended up crying to her mother about it.

Chief Copy Editor Karah Kemmerly regrets that she has begun to use AP style in all of her writing.

Illustration Editor Luke Hampton regrets that the Pioneer editorial board no longer plays “Sparkle, Farkle” at their Friday meetings.

Business Manager and Videography Editor Skye Vander Laan regrets that he had to yell at ducks for this issue … or does he?

Managing Editor Pam London regrets that she let the Sports page use the word “chill” in a headline for a story about an ice rink.

Editor-in-Chief Shelly Le and Managing Editor Pam London regret that Sports Editor Quin Nelson and Production Assistant Marianne Kellogg attempt to come up with as many puns as possible on the sports page every week.