Come join WEB to cuddle out the Valentine’s Day blues!

Evelyn Levine

To All Lonely Whitties,

Come join WEB to cuddle out the Valentine’s Day blues!
WEB is hosting a cuddle puddle this Valentine’s Day to promote healthy touching, consent and care.

The Valentine’s Day Cuddle Puddle (sponsored by WEB) will take place in the Reid Campus Center Ballroom on Valentine’s Day. There will be cuddling, cinnamon roll hugs and snacks. Tickets will be available Monday-Thursday at lunch. Student ID is required for tickets. Only one ticket will be administered to each student.

The Valentine’s Day Cuddle Puddle (sponsored by WEB––WEB schmeb) reminds students to dress and act appropriately to ensure the best of times. Keep in mind that certain clothes can be difficult to cuddle in: Dresses, skirts, shorts and kilts can ride up, and some clothes may be too constricting. WEB suggests that for health and safety reasons, students bathe before and after attending the event.

The Valentine’s Day Cuddle Puddle (sponsored by WEB––how’d you know?) will be monitored by security to keep contact levels where everyone is most comfortable. If you feel uncomfortable at any time, a guard will attend to you.

The Valentine’s Day Cuddle Puddle (sponsored by WEB––no way!) will not tolerate rude and ill-judged behavior. WEB encourages all students to “ask before you grasp” because “a suggestion is not a question” and everyone knows consent is sexy.

The Valentine’s Day Cuddle Puddle (mother-fucking sponsored by fucking WEB) is for everyone. Invite your best friend, that person you just met in the library whom you’ve been staring at in the quiet room for the past three hours, that guy or gal on your IM dodgeball team, that cute server in Jewett Dining Hall or go alone and meet new people.

Come try to make a record-breaking cinnamon roll hug, cuddle lake and some friends and possibly more…

<3 WEB
(this event is sponsored by WEB)