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Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Illustration by Lucas Pinaire.

Great or Just Fate

Luther Harper, Opinion Columnist February 13, 2026

“They’re not good, they’re just lucky!” is the classic counterpoint thrown out by would-be sports sceptics. However, your disgruntled uncle might be onto something when he proclaims your team’s...

Illustration by Natalie Rhim.

Keep Politics Out of Sports

Oliver Song, Opinion Columnist December 12, 2025

Broadly generalizing here – the average Gen Z boy’s adolescence was largely shaped by one of two potential interests: Video games or sports. That is not to say a synthesis of the two is not possible;...

That Whitman School Spirit

That Whitman School Spirit

Olivia Banuelos, Proud Whittie  May 1, 2025

It’s time to rep that Whitman pride — so throw on your blue! Or yellow? Or gold? Or maybe baby blue? Honestly, just wear whatever’s clean (seriously, some of y’all need to start using deodorant)....

Athletes are better than the rest of us.

Athletes are better than the rest of us.

Nick Pecora, Non Athletic Reprehensible Person March 6, 2025

I love our athletes, who wouldn’t? They’re not only physical specimens but they are also more intelligent and caring than the rest of us ordinary people. When I see a Whitman Athlete I think: “Wow,...

Why You Should Watch the PWHL

Why You Should Watch the PWHL

Alisson Alerte, Science & Environment Writer October 31, 2024

It’s that time of year again. As October brings the start of the National Hockey League (NHL) season, hockey fans across the United States and Canada are gearing up.  The 2024-2025 season officially...

Illustration by Kai Bowen

Is there anything better than the dance?

Garrett Schreiber, Editor-in-Chief April 4, 2024

With 12 minutes left in the first half in Spokane, Alabama’s Aaron Estrada pump-faked, got his defender to jump, then rose to finish at the rim. He was met by the hand of Grand Canyon University’s...

Being a NARP around ARPs

Meghan Kearney, Humor Writer November 9, 2023

My evenings typically begin with my daily trek across Ankeny towards Cleve. The sun is setting, the ducks are quacking and unbeknownst to me, a frisbee comes hurling towards my head with a sweaty player...

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