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Rock Climbing?? Haven’t We Evolved Past That?

Maude Lustig, Cutie Patootie

September 24, 2018

No one wants to say it because they’re afraid some rock climbing bro with bulging triceps will put them in an inescapable armlock. But not me. I learned long ago that the best way to escape an armlock is with a swift donkey kick to the nads – a donkey kick of truth. So here it is: rock climbing is...

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