Anthony Reale, Professional Pessimist
• February 23, 2017
Last Tuesday, NASA discovered an asteroid the size of Canada headed straight for the United States.
No panic was caused, however, as no one gives a shit about the Earth anymore.
“It’s pretty much...
Clara Wheeler, Hollywood Astrologist
• February 16, 2017
In breaking news, NASA identified a new star early last week, a couple meters to the right of the sun. The star, named Alice Merkel, is a high-energy being “with just a celestial body,” scientists...
In March, alumna Dottie Metcalf-Lindenburger '97 will fly to the International Space Station as a part of crew STS-131 on a NASA mission to deliver and replace equipment.
