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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Illustration by Nick Rogers.

Study suggests masks cause gingivitis — proving too many of you fools are nasty

Lee Thomas, "Evolved" Ape February 25, 2021

Dentists are overwhelmed by the influx of patients complaining of teeth hailing from their mouths like COVID-19-laden droplets. A national survey conducted this month exposes a correlation between mask...

Virgins Are Immoral

Virgins Are Immoral

Kyle Seasly March 28, 2013
If you're not having sex, you're not doing your part to move society forward.
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