Cade Schott, Journalist and just the right amount of teeth
• March 4, 2021
News that Anderson Hall was in lockdown sent a wave of apprehension over campus. However, the news was likely the scariest for Fryan Inerk, a sophomore economics major, who slithered into the dorm for...
Clara Wheeler, Hollywood Astrologist
• February 16, 2017
In breaking news, NASA identified a new star early last week, a couple meters to the right of the sun. The star, named Alice Merkel, is a high-energy being “with just a celestial body,” scientists...
