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Vol. CLIV, Issue 8
Whitman news since 1896

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Elden Ring has ruined my life, and other excuses

Sammy Fitts, Millicent Simp April 1, 2022

Your life is falling apart. This is a fact, not a guess. You’ve been failing all your classes, never have time for self-care and can’t fix your lack of bitches. Now you need excuses to explain your...

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