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Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

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Spoiler alert: there are no bears in the play “bare”

Conor Bartol, Bearly There November 10, 2022

My "bare" review in brief: I can barely bear the lack of bears in "bare." I have only myself to blame. When I reviewed a sneak preview of the new school play, "bare," I was expecting something of...

‘Bears’ Showcases Landscape

Nathan Fisher April 24, 2014

Unbeknownst to me, as I am a movie-watching cave dweller, this is Earth Week. Hopefully you've kept the car parked and biked to the store and around campus. To celebrate Mother Earth, Disneynature released...

News Briefs

Molly Johanson April 3, 2014

Styx takes vacation to visit family at PDX Airport "I haven't seen my sisters in years, so I thought I would go for a visit," said Styx over the phone. The metal horse is taking a leave of absence...

Announcements on Local Club Presidents

Rosemary Hanson February 20, 2014

Lez Pres Juarez says fez his Junior Juarez Hamilton, president of the local chapter of the Militant Lesbian Society, has admitted that the fez hat reading "misogynist pig" that appeared atop the statue...

Self-Guided Spirit Animal Quest

Self-Guided Spirit Animal Quest

Rosemary Hanson October 3, 2013

Recommended: Have a friend read this out loud while you meditate. Close your eyes. Breathe. Try to breathe slowly –– fill you lungs with light, cool air and then let it go. But don't worry too...

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