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Whitman braces itself for Rejected Students Day

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer • April 27, 2023

After greeting the future Whittie class of 2027 at Admitted Students Day, Whitman now braces itself for an influx of failed applicants to reach campus on Rejected Students Day. Whitman’s most unusual...

Air Bud enrolls at Whitman, no rules stating dog cannot

Ian Lewis, Humor Writer • October 20, 2022

In an announcement that shows that anything is “paw-sible,” the Office of Admission has confirmed that fictive sports dog Air Bud will be enrolling at Whitman. “Ruff ruff!” read the letter sent...

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