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Vol. CLVI, Issue 5
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Ben Sherry, Humor Writer

Ben Sherry (He/Him) is a English Major that has continued on the Wire as a Humor Writer starting in Fall of 2024. He works to make entertaining and interesting stories to give some laughs to the readers of the Wire, even if not of the greatest journalistic accuracy.

All content by Ben Sherry
Gnome Population Surging in Walla Walla

Gnome Population Surging in Walla Walla

Ben Sherry, Looking for the Gnome that Stole my Third Sock
March 6, 2025
Who's to Blame for the Snow: The Real Story

Who’s to Blame for the Snow: The Real Story

Ben Sherry, Secretly Wants More Snow
February 27, 2025
First Dalek Exchange Student Still Adjusting

First Dalek Exchange Student Still Adjusting

Ben Sherry, Not-So-Madman in a Blue Box
February 20, 2025
"Crowspiracy!": Elaborate Corvid Plot Uncovered

“Crowspiracy!”: Elaborate Corvid Plot Uncovered

Ben Sherry, Totally Not a Crow (caw)
February 15, 2025
How One Course Became the Most Important for Every Major

How One Course Became the Most Important for Every Major

Ben Sherry, Busy Learning about LinkedIn Accounts
November 21, 2024
New Study Says Pretending to be a Goblin has Mental Health Benefits

New Study Says Pretending to be a Goblin has Mental Health Benefits

Ben Sherry, Currently stealing gold and eating mushrooms
November 14, 2024
In Memoriam: The Unused Posters in Your Closet

In Memoriam: The Unused Posters in Your Closet

Ben Sherry, De-objectifying Necrologist (Not Necromancer)
October 24, 2024
ASWC to Petition for Employment of Therapeutic Capybaras

ASWC to Petition for Employment of Therapeutic Capybaras

Ben Sherry, Enthusiastic Capybara Activist
October 3, 2024
Visiting Professor of Chemistry suspected of Sorcery

Visiting Professor of Chemistry suspected of Sorcery

Ben Sherry, Academic of the Mystic Powers
September 26, 2024
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