With Donald Trump still polling well in the GOP primaries, America is faced with the very real question: What would a Trump Presidency look like? The Backpage is here to help, weighing the pros and cons so that you don’t have to.

Pros

• Old drinking buddy of Mitch McConnell
• Good opportunity for people to explore living options abroad
• That one Colombian woman seemed stoked
• Inauguration might instigate cool new Drake diss-track
• Only slightly more racially insensitive than Republican competitors
• If anything else, nice win for the hair

Cons

• Leader of free world requires slightly different skillset than business mogul
• Free access to nuclear launch codes brings new meaning to “you’re fired”
• Vast personal wealth typically not allowed to be traded for political favors
• Unlikely to have another Trump Comedy Central Roast
• Not certain what an administration of “winners” entails
• Foreseeable conflicts with U.S.-Mexico relations