With Donald Trump still polling well in the GOP primaries, America is faced with the very real question: What would a Trump Presidency look like? The Backpage is here to help, weighing the pros and cons so that you don’t have to.
Pros
Old drinking buddy of Mitch McConnell
Good opportunity for people to explore living options abroad
That one Colombian woman seemed stoked
Inauguration might instigate cool new Drake diss-track
Only slightly more racially insensitive than Republican competitors
If anything else, nice win for the hair
Cons
Leader of free world requires slightly different skillset than business mogul
Free access to nuclear launch codes brings new meaning to “you’re fired”
Vast personal wealth typically not allowed to be traded for political favors
Unlikely to have another Trump Comedy Central Roast
Not certain what an administration of “winners” entails
Foreseeable conflicts with U.S.-Mexico relations