Name: Sockette

Physical age: three years

Physical description: Well-loved poly-cotton blend, shin-high, navy with orange stripes.

Looking for: Someone to complete me.

Deal-breakers: Holes in toe or heels, unwashed, static cling, tube.

Deal-makers: Well worn, but still cozy. I find golden toes to be especially cute but love all colors.

How did your last relationship end: Lost in the dryer.