We pay 50,000 dollars/year for our education. That’s a lot of money for a piece of paper. We should be focused and hardworking; school should always come first. But does it? Nahhhhhhh. We got better things to do, such as:
Watch movies on Netflix Instant
Get drunk
Have casual sex
Socialize/drink/sleep in the library
Creep on Facebook
Creep on PeopleSearch
Start watching new TV shows
Nap
Smoke in Narnia
Buy weed in Olin
RAGE WITH THE BROS
Mack on likealittle
Bake cookies/cupcakes/cake
Green dot duck rape
Use SparkNotes
Get egged by townies
Barely get a 3.0
Pre-game excursions
Sunbathe on Ankeny
Use the sauna
TURN OUR SWAGZ ON
Dink around
Curse like a sailor
Nurse our pussy bourgeois ideals
