After six weeks of surveying the Whitman College students, staff and faculty with the Campus Climate Survey, the College’s Administration announced that they can now confidently say that most students...
There is a beauty in decay. Imagine an old barn, its roof sagging with moss, the red paint worn away by the elements. Now imagine that beauty, but for the entire world. This is the promise of smallpox...
The Associated Scientists of Whitman Institute are taking a stand against power structures that perpetuate elements of privilege within the field of science by passing a silicon tax to accompany their carbon tax.
North Bennett, The Funniest of the Funnies
• April 1, 2016
Student whistle-blowers have revealed that the Whitman College administration has been using dorm room telephones to spy on student interactions. Two student employees, who were hired by the college to...
On the evening of March 31 the ghost of Whitman’s third president, Stephen B. Penrose, returned to campus for his usual centennial visit. Surprised by the lack of enthusiasm that his visit garnered among...
Aries March 21-April 19
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So eat an apple. Keep eating apples. The doctors are coming for you. Fruit is your only defense.
Taurus April...
Following a recent uptick in student complaints, Associate Dean of Students Marbara Baxwell will administer Green Dot training to the famously horny waterfowl of Lakum Duckum. The ducks have been causing...
In response to a growing demand for puppies from students, a dog-only interest house has been added to the Interest House Community for the 2016-2017 school year.
Nearly a week after being deposed by the forces of Divestment in a bloodless coup, ASWC Senate will vote tonight on a resolution condemning the student government-in-exile's imprisonment in Memorial Hall.
ASWC...
