Tired of the same old commute? Wish there was a little more spice on your drive to work? Well, buckle up because this new game will keep you alert, entertained and questioning your own morality the...

The great thing about Whitman is that you won’t have to put in much effort keeping up with fashion since you only need to shop at two places – REI and the bins at Goodwill. But, if you’re...

The Scrotum is a thin layer of skin that protects and contains the testicles. It is also a funny little bag that holds the balls. Whether you have one or you’ve seen one, Big Droopy Dad Scrotum affects...

I’ve been working at The Whitman Wire for a semester and a half, and for the most part, I’ve been treated well. My deadlines aren’t too strict, and I get along with the other Humor section writers....

The Walla Walla Ecological Survey has received reports of an unexpected incline of Gnome sightings within the city. How this happened has many researchers befuddled, but The Wire has gone out of its...

I love our athletes, who wouldn’t? They’re not only physical specimens but they are also more intelligent and caring than the rest of us ordinary people. When I see a Whitman Athlete I think: “Wow,...

Let me be upfront here, do I think this essay deserves an A+? Absolutely not. Do I think I should get one anyway? Hell yes.  “AJ, what’s got you so up in arms when you’re usually so mellow...

Whitman parties end up being an Elizabethan parlor to be seen rather than a place to dance and be free. It seems that for a group of people who don’t care what people think, they sure seem to care...

Walla Walla has recently undergone a surprising and late influx of snowfall in the past few weeks. While the snow has ceased and begins to melt away, the question remains on what potentially caused...