Nobody wants to take their decorations down right after Christmas. You’re floating happily in a post-holiday haze, still slightly drunk on eggnog and stuffed full of glazed ham. After a...

The Wire has recently been investigating a strange yet profound change in the Whitman curriculum. Unlike many other course additions which are given a fanfare of emails into just about everyone’s...

Readers, I have a terrible confession to make. The truth is, despite my wisdom and grace… I’m a freshman. I know very little of adult life; I was flung straight from the womb into Whitman. I’ve...

Conflict, Climate Change, Economic Downturns, the Election, Prejudice, On-site Office Work, Rude Drivers and Pineapple on Pizza. All these and more are reasons as to why the world, to put simply, kinda...

The system has beaten you down, left you tired and bloody on the floor, but you’ve never been one to throw in the towel. You’ll do everything it takes to make the world a safe place!!! …Except...

  It’s that time of year again, and no, if you thought I was going to say the lead-up to Thanksgiving, you would be wrong. Instead, we have begun a time of great merriment for some and woe...

Have you ever experienced love? Well I have. I am here to tell you it is extraterrestrial in origin. Looking back on it, I feel silly, the signs were everywhere– the use of third person all the time,...

The happy and spooky times of Halloween have gone and passed by us at the Wire once more. Treats were shared, costumes admired and we were definitely not hyper fixated on other unrelated things. An...

Halloween weekend has come and gone, leaving you with one question on your mind: Why weren’t you invited to all the parties? You know that the frat houses were throwing ragers, you heard "Monster...