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True Facts: Holiday Edition

True Facts: Holiday Edition

Melina Hughes

December 12, 2013


Filed under Humor

All right, y'all, it's time to drop some 100 percent accurate knowledge jingle-bombs, so get ready. It's the holiday season, and there are a lot of rumors out there about what's going on. Some people call them "holiday tales" or "carols," but I call them lies. Don't worry, though. I have some legit facts for you. 1. "Santa" isn't bringing you presents, okay...

Mr. Autumn Pageant

Melina Hughes

October 10, 2013


Filed under Humor

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is that time of year again, the time we've all been waiting for: fall. And with the arrival of this glorious season came the 12th annual Mr. Autumn Pageant. This year's four contestants, Scott Flannelman, Adam Sweaterson, Jacob Thermalsocks and Samuel "Grizzly" Bootson, competed...

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