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Sheehan Gallery Presents New Pretentious Modern Art

Clara Wheeler, staff writer

April 21, 2016

In order to increase the number of visitors that flow through Sheehan Art Gallery like nonexistent molasses, the Whitman art department is announcing some new installations of modern student art. The director, Arthur Galeria, hopes to rebrand the gallery in a way that will appeal more to the pompous...

Pretentious Student Overly Proud of Guatemala Spring Break Service Trip

Ben Freedman, humor editor

April 7, 2016

Intent on venturing abroad during break while still helping out the less fortunate, first-year Brian Saunders selflessly spent his Spring Break painting doors throughout rural southeastern Guatemala. Having turned down tantalizing offers from friends to go to Cabo or Miami, Saunders is satisfied with...

Are Vegans Smug Enough?

Tino Mori, Columnist

November 12, 2015

Don’t let the persona of the vegan stereotype dressed in an organic hemp sweater distract you from their message.

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