Pinder, the revolution college needs. If you're scared about the teaching style of a professor or if you need special accommodations, Pinder is the app for you. It’s like Tinder for your professors. You can match with the professor based on clothing style, first judgements (cause you really can judge a book by a cover — just like all those books you’re supposed to read for class but don’t because you realize you have no interest in them and they are pointless for your life), life interests (that the professor can go on tangential rants about) and what they expect out of the students. Pinder is helping colleges become more productive. Professors love selecting the students they want in their discussion classes. They even get to decide to have one intelligent student over an idiotic one.
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