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Things to think about while holding in your pee

Maude Lustig, Ol' Iron Bladder May 5, 2020

So, you have to pee. That must be why you opened this article. Well, I know you're not going to get up and go to the bathroom – you've got to be on your phone! Here are some little nuggets to mull over...

I Have Never Peed My Pants and I Never Will!!!!!!!!!

Maude Lustig, Cereal Killer February 15, 2018

I have never peed my pants, and I never will! Yessiree, this girl’s got excellent bladder control. I can go all day without a single leak. A lot of people are surprised when I tell them that. They say,...

The Backpage pontificates

Kyle Seasly October 30, 2014

Dear Backpage, I feel like a dolphin caught in a six-pack ring. Thank Oceanus I have you guys. Anyway, this girl I'm into acts like I don't even exist. We were partners in Encounters when we discussed...

21 Dump Street

Tristan Gavin November 29, 2012

If you have ever relieved yourself in an academic building, you have probably seen the alcohol consumption posters depicting the percentage of Whitman students drinking various amounts each weekend. As...

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