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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLV, Issue 4
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

An Argument for Lawn Gnomes

An Argument for Lawn Gnomes

AJ Johnson, Is very small and has no money October 3, 2024

Every night, millions of protectors watch over gardens of lettuce and turnips. Without them, our crops would be overrun by pestilence and drought; and yet, we don’t offer them a word of thanks. Most...

Me Try Impress Now

Trevor Lewis, staff writer October 20, 2016

  Hello. Me couldn’t help but notice you very pretty lady. You think me pretty too? Me wear ironic button up with tiny schnauzers printed on it. Me lather Axe bodywash to disguise stink flesh...

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