Conor Bartol, on “real thin ice, buddy”
• May 12, 2022
I see people in the street and they say to me, “Conor! It must be nice, living life as a devil-may-care humor writer for the illustrious publication The Whitman Wire! Surely your profession must...
Beth Kutina, Self-diagnosed with sticky fingers syndrome
• May 12, 2022
Ladies, we’ve all been there. A house party. The sweaty bodies bumping into you as you try to dance to the third Grateful Dead song of the night.
Your stomach gurgles, the Cleveland Commons veggie...
Ben Kearney, Been Third Wheeling since I was Two Years Old
• May 12, 2022
Alright all you lonely hearts club members, the time has come to put you in the spotlight. No, it’s not a ticket onto Love Island, wouldn’t we all love that. But as someone that has been stuck between...
Hallo!
The month of November has been a very full one. At the beginning of the month, I had a wonderful visit from two Whittie friends, both of whom recently graduated and are now living abroad. For...
