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Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location

Ashlyn Quintus, New Yorker Feature Writer and Cryer

February 28, 2019

Martha has sh*t to get done before Spring Break. Last Saturday, Martha was resolved that she would at least get her reading and paper outline done. She reportedly sprung from her bed and headed out of her home because she knew she would get distracted there. She headed to the town’s hit coffee shop ...

Things I’d gladly be doing besides homework

Dana Thompson

November 3, 2011

It's that time of year, people. You know what I'm talking about. When you've got ACRES of homework to do and ENDLESS exams to study for . . . but you just can't bring yourself to care. Somehow, you always seem to have loads of other things to be doing. I have condensed all the things I'd rather be doing...

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