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Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome

Maddie Ott, Ground Beef Donation

February 24, 2019


Filed under Humor

In the beginning, there was the sense of suspicion. Dressed in an elaborate linen lederhosen, and topped with a homemade knit cap, Professor Chuckles L. Smiley only drew stares from her classes. Rumors floated around campus earlier that year that there was a professor who lived a double life as a gard...

Exclusive Interview with Marshall Davis

Kyle Seasly

October 31, 2012


Filed under Humor

Once in a lifetime, the Backpage gets an interview with someone more important than Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Krishna and Kurt Russell combined. Unfortunately, we did not get the interview with Bayvon Kehroozian we were hoping for. Instead, we got the Joe Biden of ASWC, the elusive nitty...

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