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Foot fetishists urge public to make carbon footprint as large as possible

Ann Karneus, Toe Sucker

March 12, 2020

Last week, Foot Fetishists United (FFU) issued a controversial press release stating that they are in support of climate change.  “While overwhelming scientific evidence shows that the planet is warming, we actually see this as a positive footstep in the right direction. We urge the public to r...

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