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Student Surveillance Soars to Sensational State!

Student Surveillance Soars to Sensational State!

Anthony Reale, Moistest Envelope Licker '73

February 8, 2019

After an extensive research project, The Wire has uncovered a shocking crime perpetrated by the administration.  The crime — student surveillance — was committed by Director of Bullhorns, Mad Lib Emails and Communications, Grosh Grensen. Grensen apparently used the same techniques as Ms. Frizzle ...

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