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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Leave Ozempic to the Tradwives

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer February 20, 2026

I’m going to say this loudly for the people in the back: I LOVE FAT B*TCHES! And I’m not the only one! I searched for statistics to back me up, and I found that 1 in 10 men in the UK are attracted...

Rhinoplasties and Identity

Kaela Babasin, News Editor October 10, 2024

I swore to myself at age 13 I would get a nose job when I turned 18. I would watch before-and-after nose job videos and envy the people who had the means to undergo such a procedure. The media I consumed...

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