Whitman Wire

Local man to sell his antibodies online

Fielding Schaefer, Professional Quarantinist

May 6, 2020

“We’re all out of work here. I see no better way to pass the time while raking in some cash than getting myself infected and selling off my antibody-filled saliva,” said Whitman student Henry Schultz after The Wire spotted him licking the door of the post office on Sunday. Henry spent the weeken...

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