Are you tech-oriented, or better with an axe and saw? Is your room the hub of all social activities, or used only for homework and sleeping? Are you pretty, or are you confusing to look at? 

Believe it or not, the questions seen above can decipher which Whitman Admin building you’re most like! Now, if you’re a poor first-year sucker, you may not know your way around campus yet. Or, you could be three years knee-deep into this bog of shit and never cared to learn the name of anything except Cleve and Olin. Either way, after this short quiz, you’ll be fully equipped to give a rando Coloradan prospy a tour of exclusively admin buildings. 

So let’s get down to business:

What’s your favorite color?

A. Blue 

B. Green

C. I don’t like colors, I just like darkness and television static

D. Hold on I need to concentrate- I’m taking a COVID test

What do you do with your free time?

A. Suck up to my relatives

B. Clean up after you dirty fools; I have no free time

C. Take a quick refreshing dip in a bird bath 

D. Attend my telehealth appointments 

How do your friends describe you?

A. I don’t need friends; I have connections

B. Tall and hard to find

C. Modest on the outside, aesthetically pleasing on the inside with unparalleled acoustics 

D. Emotionally unstable 

If you got mostly A’s: The Baker Center; B’s: The Physical Plant Services Building (you’re probably some kind of ES major); C’s: The Hunter Conservatory; D’s: The Welty Student Health Center.

“What about the other buildings?”

Well, I didn’t have jokes for them, so I didn’t write about them. Checkmate.