A recent study by those who rightly give a shit about humanity finds that everyone who is anyone is not only pissed, but exhausted. With an administration that is constantly challenging intrinsic rights of its citizens by appointing representatives who treat others like shit, are pieces of shit, or just don’t give a shit, it’s hard to catch the recommended eight hours of shut-eye that isn’t induced by just trying to escape it all. A follow-up study finds that not only does the nation’s capital have a hard time treating certain citizens with respect and decency, but what’s happening in D.C. is reflected in our very own government microcosm. If you are like anyone else and are experiencing some or all of these issues try deep breaths, a glass of warm milk at 8 p.m., electing proper electees at this midterm election, hoping to dear god that might work and trusting your own campus will learn from its glaring mistakes. Hopefully once everyone gets some decent sleep, they won’t be as pissed — but until then, it only makes sense. *If you feel excluded or misrepresented from these studies, enjoy the new feeling, buddy.