Whitman Spirits

Evelyn Levine

Illustration by Emma Rust

If you talk the talk, you got to drink the drink. Below are a few mixed drinks you may associate with various organizations, people and buildings across campus.

Go Sweets!: 1/4 cup of sweet onion juice, 1 shot vodka, slice of sweet onion

2-Messed Up: 1 beer with 1 shot vodka; repeat for desired effect

FYS (Forget Your Semester) in the West: 1 shot Kahlua, 1 shot vodka, 2 tablespoons powdered milk, 1 cup iodized water

Schwa-wasted: 2 shots amaretto, 1/2 cup Dr. Pepper, fire

Sex on the Olin Roof: 1 shot fireball with rim of cinnamon sugar

The Philosophy Major: 1 shot Marx, 1 shot Foucault, 1 shot de Beauvoir, 1 cup Nihilism

The DFMO (dance-floor make-out): 1 shot tequila, 1 shot vodka, 1 shot gin, 1 cup pineapple juice, handful of ice

Kappatini: 1 packet Crystal Light Lemonade, 1 cup Ethos Water, 1 shot vodka, 1 shot tequila, carrot stick

Walla Walla Summer: 1 cup chilled white wine, 1 shot peach Schnapps, 1 slice peach

Walla Walla Summer part deux: 1 cup frozen red wine, blended, 1 shot orange liqueur, orange rind and cinnamon stick

The G-Bridges: Tequila (gold), key lime, gold salt