Highlights of Meghan McCain

Elena Aragon

Blonde hair, black outfit, fierce heels
Fiscal conservative and social liberal, a rare species, whaaa?
At the end of most of her responses she asks, “Does that answer your question?”
Tilted a little awkwardly, facing 45 degrees backstage
Stumbles over names of TV hosts
Awkward laugh
How did the campaign change her? Gained weight
Media too obsessed with weight, shut down their obsession
Says there was a “dark point” in republican party, referring to accusations of dad’s black illegitimate child
Reminds us that GOP has no candidate right now
Lots of hair flipping
Stupid Ronald Reagan and setting the drinking age at 21
Her next book is “America, You Sexy Bitch”