Corrections to Whitman College and Walla Walla:
Memorial Building should be renamed “That Bell Tower Ever Shrouded in Mystery.”
Boyer Avenue should be made a walk-street. Seriously. Too many ducks are murdered each year.
Taqueria Yungapeti should be rechristened “The Taq: Home of the Walla Walla Burrito”
“Bougie Safeway” should be relocated from that sketch strip mall by the dollar store to a more campus-convenient locale (215 E. Rose St. perhaps).
The fountain in front of Hunter should be heated year-round! Hot tub partay!!!
More sections of yoga and beginning art classes should be offered. It’s simple supply and demand, folks.